MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

MELF by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

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Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

Melf by Rachael January 8, 2004

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melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

melf by melffff September 26, 2018

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melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

melf by Melf January 7, 2004