Matting it all up 

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

Matting it all up by Trishie October 8, 2005

Matting 

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

Matting by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

don mattingly 

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

don mattingly by lenny December 23, 2004

Mattingly 

Someone who says ur mom gay

Fuck you mattingly

Mattingly by NootedLover98 February 11, 2018

motating 

moving very fast, approaching Mach Jesus.

the police car was motating after the suspect.

motating by jimmyross November 17, 2009

Matting 

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."

Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!

Matting by juselover November 28, 2010

Matting 

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

Matting by zeeniox July 12, 2011