Mahoning 

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.

You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.

Mahoning by Shannon56 December 18, 2008

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

Mahoning 

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.

Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.

Mahoning by Da SBullet March 13, 2015

Kieran Maloning 

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

Kieran Maloning by Big Marky S February 5, 2009

Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex

Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be

Marilyn Mansoning by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

Maoning

The concept of Mao Zedong giving out a passionate ahegao moan

Did you see how Mao looked at the other world leaders there? I'm sure he was Maoning

Maoning by Leadwyng November 20, 2022