married single mom 

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

married single mom by anonymous November 6, 2022

Eyes Married Status 

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

Eyes Married Status by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

married and separated

IN BRIEF: Married and keep to self.

NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.

married and separated by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009

Married Man Syndrome 

The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.

Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"

Married Man Syndrome by Hunterz January 19, 2007

im.married.to.shinobu 

Professional angst creator

Wife of shinobu (formerly😢)

Enjoys ruining your entire week

“Hey why are you preying on innocent people trying to live there lives.”

“I Follow im.married.to.shinobu”

im.married.to.shinobu by Shinobu lover November 15, 2021

Married in spirit 

A nontraditional marriage where there is no legal binding to the two (or sometimes more) in there marriage. It can be by choice

"My ex husband are just "married in spirit" so we don't have to go through with all the ceremony and legal stuff.

Married in spirit by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

Married to the sea by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018