Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

magical vacuum 

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit

Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!

magical vacuum by Slipperyshinyseal September 1, 2017

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

manimala

A cool fun person; easy to hang out with.

I love hanging out with you, your like a manimala

manimala by Emykins February 13, 2008

Magical Mechanicus Moment

That moment when, after working for a long time on a technical project, you realize you can no longer fully remember how it works

"You might even have a magical Mechanicus moment, where after dozens of hours playing you're not entirely sure how the factory works anymore"
- MandalorGaming: Factorio Review

Magical Mechanicus Moment by Newtsuck October 9, 2020

MagicalPockyUsagi 

The youtube channel of a schizophrenic weeabo redhead that goes by the name of Akemi. She claims to be a psychic,vampire, japanese princess (that's also related to Gackt) and is considered a internet troll on youtube. This channel only gets views because people are watching the videos to laugh at the user, not "praise her hotness" as Akemi says. The videos on this channel are pointless or about how she is "truely" japanese.
Which she isnt, the only asian that she is is in Caucasian!!

I couldnt stop laughing at this video on MagicalPockyUsagi's channel, its the first one, look it up!!

MagicalPockyUsagi by paigedl662 February 13, 2010