Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

ball milking 

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky 

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth

"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky by We are NOT the same person May 9, 2021

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

making coffee by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.

susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm

genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015

malding 

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019