Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky 

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth

"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky by We are NOT the same person May 9, 2021

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

making coffee by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

Booze Maxing 

Pushing through any preconceived limit when consuming Alcohol.

Jack just got done booze maxing, now he has to go pick up his 8 year old son from choir practice.

Booze Maxing by Jrick21 December 11, 2021

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010