Luger 

A Luger is someone who is in between a retard and a blonde girl. They are a complete klutz, and cant do anything right. Usually a Luger is really skinny and weak.

OMG he cant do anything right, he's such a Luger!

He can't even lift that chair, what a Luger!

Luger by Weedy420 November 21, 2010

luger 

orginating from the word luger - a name of a german pistol.

recently discovered slang word used when something is "clutch" or awesome.

oh man, i got out of taking that quiz today, that's so luger...

luger by Lord Byron April 4, 2005

Luger 

Wet food for a pet, typically a cat.

My zany orange cat wanted Luger so badly, he clawed through the can just to get it!

Luger by jonnythebrand August 15, 2025

Luger Time 

Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions.

How was work?
It was Luger Time.

Luger Time by Colin Lindgren November 9, 2003

Luger Lasagna 

1.complete piss on your face, and enjoy it victor. cannot be slain. known to bring the pain, and make it rain on anybody.

2, commonly found in the top ranks, of any COD Call of Duty tournament.
2a. Typicall seen COD4 or WaW.

3. fucking your moms right now, thank you for the privacy. Go to sleep, Daddy cook ya breakfast in the morning.

4. eat a dick. and Thug Life. if the T faded away, you'd just be another faggot.

5. A one man killing machine in some parts of the world a GOD !!!!!

6. The worlds most deadly Italian dinner.

7. When the world looks under the bed for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Luger Lasagna.

1.Yo that foo Luger be on game to game steady shit.

2.Damn, Lasagna stay bustin' caps in that ass all day?

3.I think, im a have a baby, and tha daddy be on some Luger Lasagna

4. PIC: "DJlovedwiener" aka Bonnie

Luger Lasagna by Luger Himself March 29, 2009

Luger Pistole 1908 (P'08) 

A recoil operated, single action, handgun chambered for the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge. Introduced 1908, concieved by Georg Luger as the service pistol for the German Army in the early 20th century.

The German retrieved his Luger P'08 from the armory.

Luger Pistole 1908 (P'08) by JoeBob July 27, 2003

luger mom 

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

luger mom by bitch_please June 5, 2014