2 definitions by bitch_please

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.
start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
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that bitchy moment when you purposely barge a fellow female/male on the shoulder with your shoulder as you walk past
"i totally bitch barged olivia at school today, god i hate that bitch!"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
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