Lincoln Log 

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

Lincoln Log by Loggoff July 13, 2016

Lincoln Log 

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

Lincoln Log by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

lincoln log 

big old turds, so solid you could stack them.

lincoln log by Abraham June 30, 2003

Abraham Lincoln log 

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.

Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.

Abraham Lincoln log by H0RSE November 10, 2008

Lincoln Log-flume 

A very exciting technique to liven up any relationship, If things are looking down, suggest this to your partner. The lincoln log flume takes days to prepare, beginning with sorting out your diet to decide how stirdy the log is, which is key! Firstly the male starts the manouver by placing his buttocks above a females chest and squeezing out a nice big turd. When the excretion is complete the lady raises her posture so that the crap is sitting nicely above the chesticles. Then the male will stand above the head and begin to urinate on the womans chest, making the poop down the ladies body, replicating the image of a log flume. If the womans tits arent big enough, get a jacobs cracker and place it below the turd to stop it sliding down prematurely, The crap cracker can be eaten after if your a little bit sick.

The wife asked me to spice up our bedroom antics, i suggested a lincoln log-flume and then the bitch divorced me when she found out what it was!

Lincoln Log-flume by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009

lincoln log 

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

lincoln log by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin by Ace8904 February 4, 2008