Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

Lease-a-Lobe by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

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Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

Lease Pimp by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

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Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

Lease Audit King by funatwork1 January 4, 2022