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Tall stoner looking kid, has long hair, wears only addidas slides and basketball shorts. Obsessed with Slavic culture and brags about his autistic accents he tries to do. Claims to be german and related to a nazi soldier. Claims to have had many sexual experiences, but no one really knows if they actually happened. Lives in a trailer park and is proud of it. Spouts random autism in school hallways. He's a good guy though.
That landin boi is so damn annoying
Landin by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018
Landin is taller than Landon
LAndin is qt taller yesss siiiir
Very ugly , gross and a perv. Also most of the time gay and only goes for straight guys.
Not again landin is hitting on that straight guy.
Landin by Whjebebwnwn February 13, 2017
Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.
Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly

Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.
Landin by Eatdatpussy469 May 5, 2020
A boy who is very sexy and will change a girls life with his love, he will do anything to make her happy and will be there for the homies if needed. Landin is mostly into basketball and his birthday is May 25th. He is one of the best guys you will ever meet and will fall deeply for him
Landin is my baby boy and I love him
Landin by Jjdummy September 9, 2020