Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name

Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.

Obama Bin Laden by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018

Lance McClain 

A bi Cuban boio who just needs a hug especially after season 8 oh and needs his family is that too much to askkkkk and forgets the binding moment

Keith: We hAd A bOnDiNg mOmEnT i CrAdLEd yOu iN mY ArmS

Lance: Nu-uh don’t remember DiDnT hApPEn

Keith: *** LANCE MCCLAIN YOU IDIOT ACCEPT MY LOVE*****

Lance McClain by Inkhaytton December 15, 2018

Lance-Strolled 

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

Lance-Strolled by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Lance 

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

Lance by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance 

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

Left Cup Lance by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Ladera moms 

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

Ladera moms by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017

ladder anxiety 

Gaming term; anxiety toward competitive ranking in online play. Often used regarding StarCraft or other competitive game.

I have too much ladder anxiety in 1v1, so I stick to the Arcade.

ladder anxiety by Ulrezaj_ December 22, 2013