Kelpy G 

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

Kelpy G by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 30, 2022

Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

Kelpy Monkey by anonymous May 5, 2021

Kelpy-nips 

Kelpy nips a person who has nipples resembling the Australian dog the kelpy

Look them kelpy-nips like her mutha mean dog tits

Kelpy-nips by anonymous October 19, 2022

Cult of Kelpy G 

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

Cult of Kelpy G by Kreggery May 6, 2018

Kelly on christmas 

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly 

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011