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justicing 

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)
justicing by thetruth. March 9, 2008
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Justices by MayDayMeh June 15, 2018

Justicing 

the act of deciding a dispute, mainly involves the rating of a female and the settling of insults
Matt was justicing when he decided Anneke was top 5.
Justicing by First Justicer December 7, 2009

justisminister 

A minister position in Norway that is as cursed as the defence against the dark arts teaching position at Hogwarts.

Any politician that gets this position will emidiately have to step down. Anything from tweeting that the government cares more about terrorists than the population to having your girlfriend vandalize your house and car.

If you become the justisminister of Norway be ready to not be the justisminister of Norway in a very short time.
- Hey is Jøran Kallmyr still a relevant politician?

-No he’d the former justisminister.

justicize 

To seek justice or legal aid using your voice as a medium to describe an issue and the desired outcome.
The protestors began to justicize themselves as they demanded police reform and the abolishment of systemic racism.
justicize by Judge Justice June 25, 2020
“mane i needa get back in the justynism i be feelin good”
justynism by -Selena December 2, 2020

Justicide 

The act of killing someone, but justified in doing such.
Middle of the night the suspect broke into the residence while the homeowners were sleeping. As he continued through the residence reaching the hallway, he observed the homeowner at the end of the hallway displaying a firearm at his person. The male began to give verbal commands to the suspect , he was non-compliant. The suspect began to raise his firearm at the victim, it was at that point the suspect done fucked up and was shot and killed. A justified homicide, aka: Justicide.
Justicide by Locked-Up September 15, 2021