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"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan
Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!
Jordananese by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

Jordanna 

The most flawless, perfect girl you will ever meet.
Oh I want to be just like Jordanna.
Jordanna by HarryStyles69 October 7, 2012
To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)
I know this fool aint joaning
joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006
A woman who has a passion for life. Her unconditional love for life and others is as unique as her name. She is beautiful, caring and is always there for her friends. Someone you can trust and depend on. Loves to sing, dance, laugh and enjoy everything life has to offer. Loves to travel and experience the world. Passionate for helping others in need. A great role model for others.
The greatest friend you can have is Jordann!
Jordann by CS100 February 3, 2010