smuggling a jellyfish 

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

smuggling a jellyfish by misshandy February 10, 2015

Social Jellyfish 

Mentioned in The Bridget Jones Diaries

A term used to describe a man or woman who engages in conversations with people just to give them social stings 1.

1 Hey Daniel. I met your wife today at lunchtime with Seb from Personnel. They were very intimate but you probably dont need to know about that. (The act of being a social jellyfish)

Social Jellyfish by Echoinghell November 14, 2011

football jellyfish 

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

football jellyfish by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013

Shower Jellyfish 

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz

Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-

Shower Jellyfish by will6252 September 30, 2008

Downriver Jellyfish 

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.

"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".

Downriver Jellyfish by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

hudson river jellyfish 

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

hudson river jellyfish by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006

Jellyfish 

A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.

Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival

Jellyfish by MalaysianSensation November 16, 2015