Jarvis

A super dope computer that always refers to his owner as 'Sir'.
Once owned by IronMan.

Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."

Jarvis by Jonny7x November 21, 2018

Jarvis

Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.

person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.

Jarvis by loverboy741 August 31, 2013

Jarvis

Jarvis is a guy who is a master at a lot of things. Usually a very fast typer, loves his TV shows and is a sex god. Is a fan of a bunch of stuff and is sometimes a nerd. He is also a member of the 'Mone Brothers'.

1. Jarvis is a humping master.
2. Jarvis is a farting master
3. "Bro, see Jarvis over there, he has all the TV shows. If you want shows that's all your laptop, ask Jarvis."
4. Jarvis is my favourite 'Mone Brother'.

Jarvis by thejumpinghumpingmaster March 30, 2019

Jarvis

A skill issue / The skill issue

Lisa: Oh my God, David is such a Jarvis!
Steve: I know right! Such a skill issue!

Jarvis by Steven Mc Steveyson November 5, 2021

Jarvis

(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.

Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.

Jarvis by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008

jarvis

A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.

A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.

civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"

civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."

civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"

civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"

jarvis by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006

jarvis

The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.

After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.

jarvis by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006