Jaret 

A sack of ugly shriveled up dicks.

My dad found my Jaret under my bed.

Jaret by Wallace Cambell February 14, 2018

Jaret 

He's a peice of shit that will pretend to be your friend and make stuff up for you to like him but when you don't like him back in the way he wants you too or if you don't give him enough attention he will fuck you over.

(Jaret)He made fun of me being sexually assaulted and said "but did it feel good tho"

Jaret by xxXHotter than your bitchXxx February 27, 2018

jaret willysun 

A noble gangster who robs all co intense stores purely for the bags of chips, but spares the store of its $$$. He loves to eat food and his chain always hang low. He likes to mess with a certain Ryan as he is a rainbow troll. He tries to hockey, but can't as his ankles brake when he is within a five mile radius of a hockey rink. He also is a lightning fan which makes him a Weinie.

Wow is that Gerald that kid is a scrub . Ya bro he is mad dusty. Damn is that jaret willysun that kid is sooooooo fat.

jaret willysun by Geraldhasnoswag December 11, 2015

Jaret Martinez 

Gay faggot who is 3 inches tall

Girl1-"i hope i dont find a Jaret Martinez"
Girl2-"same lmao i heard they got small penises"

Jaret Martinez by Newboot January 25, 2019

marisa jaret winokur 

Proof that you don't have to be able to sing to make it big on Broadway.

"I can hear the bells... well don't ya hear them chime?"

marisa jaret winokur by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Dirty Jaret 

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box

Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group

Dirty Jaret by PervHirt August 29, 2019

Marissa Jaret Winokur 

Definitely an icon of Broadway and beyond. Took a character, and made her a role model for girls and women everywhere. Made Tracy a living legend, and went on to win the entire world 👏👏

Marissa Jaret Winokur won Celebrity Big Brother of course. See that girl? She was Marissa’s protege and now she’s a star, obviously.

Marissa Jaret Winokur by Jeri Winslow November 22, 2021