janke 

Whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his balls on an opposing players face or head area.

Damn that mutha just got janked by numba 2!

janke by Bobby Light December 31, 2008

Janke 

A wild or daring person

Ex. Yo, i can't believe you jumped of that cliff, you're such a janke

Janke by Mousewithoutahouse November 22, 2021

Janke 

adjective
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.

verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.

noun
A hero.

He handled that like a real Janke. (adj.)

I Janke'd that chemo. (verb)

There goes my Janke. (noun)

Janke by 519Facts April 13, 2022

Janke 

An Indian slur. It means that they have a chode and jerk off on Omegle.

That kids a Janke he probably beats it to his computer and has a tiny penis

Janke by MrKnowsAlot December 16, 2024

Jack Janke 

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007

"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."

Jack Janke by Phargo September 11, 2019

seth janke 

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

seth janke by lil boat... May 30, 2018

Mark Janke 

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

Mark Janke by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020