ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

ejaculatory inevitability by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Post Ejaculatory Blindness by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment 

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

puke-jaculate 

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

ejaculatory therapist 

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

ejaculatory therapist by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

The Jugulator 

A divisive 1997 album by metal band Judas Priest that features a robotic creature on the cover. A niche meme on 4chan claims that the Jugulator is real and is coming back. Jugularposting refers to invoking the Jugulator’s power to wish for something.

I hope the Jugulator comes for you first.

The Jugulator by ah81wasaclassact December 2, 2021

ejaculatory substance 

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.

He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

ejaculatory substance by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022