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Inception Horn 

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.
Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"
Inception Horn by NoWhay October 20, 2010

Penis Inspection 

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

tune infection 

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.
" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"
tune infection by sandspit April 11, 2010

Nipple Inspection 

The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.
Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
Nipple Inspection by tatas June 26, 2012

Penis inspection Day 

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

Penis injections 

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.
Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections
Penis injections by NIKKEN September 7, 2021