oh i hear you 

when your teacher don't care what you said until he gets what he wants to say first.

student:but i don't know how to.........
Teacher:oh i hear you but i honestly don't care you just better do it

oh i hear you by long shlong dong April 18, 2017

twat, i cunt hear you 

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

twat, i cunt hear you by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND 

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND by Souperior March 1, 2019

I hear what you're saying 

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

I hear what you're saying by Paul October 21, 2003

I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy 

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy by Burgi May 13, 2005

I Cunt Hear You 

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

I Cunt Hear You by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009

I hear what you're saying 

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

I hear what you're saying by paul October 23, 2003