Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

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"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

Horace by Emu April 13, 2005

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horace

The state natural being.

Jeremy: Yo, jim are we gonna get horaced tonight or what?
Jim: FUCK YEAH

horace by Jeremy Crane April 20, 2003

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Horace

Very outgoing and loves to read and workout.

Can you tell Horace to come here?

Horace by Oghoracedte November 23, 2021

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Horace

The definition of farting around. Often confused with Mr. King who enjoys farting around but isn’t the meaning

Boi you a Horace!

Horace by Raelis October 13, 2025

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Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks

"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"

Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

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Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.

Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann

Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

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Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives

Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.

Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

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