hommierotic

To act gay with your hommies, but in a joking or funny way.

John-Dude, you are looking damn sexy tonight.
Jacob-Wow, a little too hommierotic for my liking dude.

hommierotic by Khaz18 December 30, 2008

hommie

Incorrect spelling, right word is homie

Don't put 2 M's in homie, retard.

hommie by anonymous November 22, 2004

Homise 

When you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise.

Jeff "Yeah sure Mikey, we will keep the noise down"

Mikey "Thanks boys. After all it is a family campsite"

Jeff, (after Mikey leaves) "Start laughing again boys, that was just a homise."

Homise by DjJimmy J March 26, 2009

Hommus Sapiens 

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).

"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"

Hommus Sapiens by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011

lil hommie 

A "hommie" (friend or even an acquaintance) of the smallest caliber.

A lil (little for all you white folks out there) hommie will ask you to pass them an object that is 3 feet from their body and 15 feet away from yours. This is someone who will make plans to hang with 10 people while fully knowing that they will only have time to kick it with 2 or 3 of the people, predetermining to flake out/blow off at least 7 other people.

A lil hommie is someone who is still your hommie and therefore cannot be avoided altogether but each "chill sesh" you spend with them frustrates you at the caliber of their friendship towards you and their general respect for all other humans besides themselves.

Hommie 1: Dude, Cade ate all the mother-flippin' bacon and left the eggs and pancakes for the rest of us...

Hommie 2: What a lil hommie...

lil hommie by Snaze4Daze October 8, 2017

hommie hopper

when a girl dates her boyfriends friends after they break up.In other words she hops from homie to homie

some times a girl is a hommie hopper because she cant keep a relationship going

Angela went out with Colter, then Shane, and now Dylan. She is such a hommie hopper!

hommie hopper by Dylan Sprague May 23, 2006

Homisomniac 

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.

I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.

Homisomniac by TDYVK May 21, 2011