Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

Romancing the turkey by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

Romancing the bone by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Hancing 

Dancing using only your hands. Usually seen by people going about their business with headphones on, who are totally feeling a tune, but don't want to draw attention to themselves in public by busting a move.

Therefore, physical appreciation of the music is shown by hancing with their arms at their sides nonchalantly, and tapping their fingers on their palms/music device, and/or clench their hands in time with the music.

Dude 1: Hey man, check out that girl on the other side of the street with the headphones. That's some badass hancing fo sho.

Dude 2: Word. From her hance moves I guess she's listening to...The Cure vs Justin Timberlake mashup? Fawesome.

Hancing by Blookulele June 18, 2011

Houncing 

Getting sick, vomiting or spewing a large amount.

We went to the club with Tommy last night. He drank so much he was houncing all over the place.

Houncing by Cupán Tae March 6, 2018

Romancing the Brown Stone 

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

Romancing the Brown Stone by SanG121 June 4, 2023

speedy romancing 

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

speedy romancing by powerball January 5, 2014

Humaning 

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.

Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”

Humaning by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018