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knocking on heavens door 

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

heavens to murgatroid 

A humorous alteration of the idiom "heavens to betsy." Popularized by the '60s cartoon character Snagglepuss, who was a regular on the Yogi Bear Show. "Murgatroid" is sometimes spelled "murgatroyd" or "mergatroid."
Oh! Heavens to murgatroid!
Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
Heavener by WTown February 4, 2013

Heavensphile

(noun) A person who loves the sky. Shows Admiration towards the sky or atmosphere. The Lover of the Sky.
I love the the sky so much, im obsessed with it, therefore i am an Heavensphile.
Heavensphile by 621official January 29, 2019

Heavenously 

Hannah heavenously walked home from school
Heavenously by Kristooo June 20, 2019

heavenously 

She heavenously floated across the ocean
heavenously by Kristooo June 19, 2019