Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.

Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hemsworth by Cait1lin223334444 June 14, 2018

Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.

Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot

Chris Hemsworth by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Hemse 

When you bring home a girl from McDonalds and have sex with her on the hems.

Damn boi, I am getting kinda horny. Time to hit the local McDonalds to find a girl I can hemse.

Hemse by KhemtLord April 19, 2023

Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.

You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...

Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004

Hemsworth 

A 2 pint glass available in only the very finest of drinking establishments. The very best vessel from which one can consume their alcoholic beverage.

Named for the great man, Thor himself, as the only person big enough to make the glass looked normal sized.

"God, after the day I've had at work I definitely need a Hemsworth!"

"Mate, I got absolutely rekt last night - I was on the Hemmies"

Hemsworth by Titan Tim May 30, 2015

ales hemsky 

One of the best if not best stickhandlers/danglers in the NHL today. Has world class speed and capability to do amazing dekes at this high speed a amazingly talented hockey player.

Hemsky in over accross the blueline dekes out the defenders IN ALL ALONE HE SCORESS!!! ALES HEMSKYYYYYY

ales hemsky by MattL_89 November 4, 2006

chris hemsworth

the hottest man in existence

"dude chris hemsworth is so hot."

chris hemsworth by heckyabroski October 20, 2019