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Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013

Bill hader 

Bill hader is the best, no one compares
Bill hader by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019

2 hander 

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(
2 hander by deff2258 June 18, 2009

hadestown 

waaAAAIIIT FOR MEEEEE I'M COMINNNNN
way down hadestown, way down under the ground, hound dog howl and the whistle blow
Haydee is an exotic girl with a “chill” air surrounding her. She an interesting person and can be very unpredictable. She is hoot to be around with her adventurous personality and killer looks. Not to mention she is really smart and funny. Her confidence and her ambition gets her very far and if she sets her mind on something, she does it. And really well at that. Everything and everyone she touches turns to gold with her angel like charm. The girl is hella independent and can handle anything you throw at her. If you know a Haydee, you best treat her like the queen she is.
Person 1: Honestly you should have seen her, she is beautiful, inside and out.
Person 2: She be a Haydee.