Hashtag Douche bag
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
Hashtag Douche bag by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
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Hashtag Douche Bag
Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
Hashtag Douche Bag by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
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Hashtag-Imbecile
A person who hashtags words or phrases that are extremely irrelevant to the post. Making them annoying as fuck.
Tom: Have you seen Patrick's picture of his cat?
Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair
Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?
Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.
Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair
Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?
Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.
Hashtag-Imbecile by Elma Montt November 5, 2013
hashtagslag
A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-
1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;
2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);
3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;
4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-
a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or
b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)
5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.
The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;
2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);
3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;
4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-
a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or
b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)
5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.
The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?
Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?
Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-
"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"
Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?
Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-
"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"
Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014
hashtag that in your cereal
Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?
Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!
Person 1: Wait there's none left!
Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal
Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!
Person 1: Wait there's none left!
Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal
hashtag that in your cereal by zugs May 4, 2020