get hammered 

to get very drunk

ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered

get hammered by yoshman November 13, 2013

Homererotic 

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

Homererotic by poetcetera November 12, 2010

Hateress 

Noun: A female hater, to a degree above the common case. Typically a female who would talk foul of another female because she secretly desires but lacks the qualities of that person.

This can also be applied to a male in a derogatory way, equating him to being a jealous bitch.

Hateress 1: "Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's just so big! It's disgusting! She must be one of those rap guy's girlfriends..."
Hateress 2: "I know. Yuk."
Hateress 1: "Come on, Becky, let's go snort some coke and throw up out lunch now."
Hateress 2: "K."

Hateress by Jro78 December 18, 2008

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004

Hameed 

He is a sexy arab that is a magnet and all the girls love him. He has a very expendadential large cock that he uses to bribe his teachers to get A* in his tests. He is husband material and will never leave his wife unless he doesn’t get attention. He is the nicest person you will meet but can be really rude but everything he says is a joke so girls don’t get offended. He is the perfect man for any girl so if you find a hameed don’t let him go cause if you do it’s your loss and you won’t find another one.

Oh my god it’s hameed the sexy Arab

Hameed by thecoolkid2374 July 14, 2019

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

Hammeredstring by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

Hanaa Hammered

Getting intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Man I was drunk last weekend"

Buddy: "Yeah you were totally wasted?"

"Yeah I was Hanaa Hammered"

Hanaa Hammered by SlickPimp June 10, 2005