hamburglar 

one who strikes terror in the hearts of villagers in India by stealing their cows (which most natives of India deem as sacred).

Punjabi: Where are all the cows in Majaraji village?

Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.

hamburglar by People Skills June 16, 2004

hamburglar 

Robble, robble,robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble.....robble! robble! Robble.....robble. Robble robble robble robble robble! Robbles robble robble? Robble robble robble. Robble

Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!

hamburglar by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008

Hamburglar 

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

Hamburglar by black as truck December 1, 2016

Hamburglar 

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

Hamburglar by gank of america March 18, 2007

hamburglar 

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

hamburglar by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

hamburglar 

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

hamburglar by Kittridge February 29, 2008

hamburglar 

Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.

I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!

hamburglar by BlownHard April 23, 2015