Sexual Hairball 

When a women goes down on their partner who leaves their pubes untamed. The next morning they are still picking out hair out of their teeth and off their tongue, gathering up enough to make a ball of hair.

'I over herd mom tell you that you gave her a Sexual Hairball last night.'

Sexual Hairball by Crimson_Shadows October 23, 2011

Hairball 

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

Hairball by Mystic_Snowfang June 28, 2010

Hairball 

When someone licks the pussy and gets hair in their mouth.

“She was going down on me and had to stop because she got a hairball.”

Hairball by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 3, 2019

hairball 

A guy with a lot of body hair.

That Mark is a real hairball.

hairball by steviedee May 4, 2005

hairball 

An annoying person. Usually indicates presumption, arrogance, grandiosity.

That hairball accosted me again, as if I could could care about his latest urgent need.

hairball by Mudge9 July 4, 2009

hairballing 

When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.

Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.

hairballing by TheArtOfPooping July 17, 2016

Hairball 

Sometimes used as an affectionate name.

I love you, Hairball.

Hairball by HairballsAngel May 21, 2011