HAF 

Abbreviation of 'high as fuck'. To get extremely high, smoking marijuana.

'Did you get anything off that?'
'Yeah I'm high as fuck!' (HAF)

HAF by Bou Bou January 25, 2006

HAF 

Hipster as Fuck- Referring to the douche bag sitting at the end of the bar with a curly mustache, top hat, and smoking a corn cob pipe.

Look at the tweed jacket, that shit be haf!

HAF by Jack_handy & balz_mcgilacuty February 29, 2016

HAF 

hard as fuck

ugh you know robby too? He always makes me laugh HAF!

HAF by Dat_flo_rida_bish May 18, 2015

HAF 

"Hard As Fuck"

Tyler says:
*is he HAF?
amberr started a riot , says:
*what? hahaha
Tyler says:
*...
*Hard As Fuck
amberr started a riot , says:
*OH see , when you said HAF
i was like "horny as fuck"
D:

HAF by Amberr Started A Riot December 9, 2008

HAF 

Acronyms to shorten the expression: High as fuck

Damn! I just smoke weed and now i'm HAF!

HAF by MariaSoledad April 14, 2011

Haf 

Fucking amazing babe. no one can live without a Haf. Hard to find suck a beautiful girl. She is sexy, hot and always horny

HAF "I like to fuck"

Haf by YourMyPrettyLady February 23, 2009

haf 

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

haf by Ashman25 May 17, 2006