Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.

Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.

Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurfing 

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

Gumping by Ironheade March 27, 2021

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010