Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

Glupping by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

Gumping by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

gopping 

Royal Navy slag for ugly

Jerry got pissed last night and pulled a right gopping bird

gopping by A total Kent December 30, 2010

Gumpping it 

To have sex with a almost retarded individual

I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.

Gumpping it by Mich3villi March 30, 2021

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

Forrest Gumping by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017