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the growth on the elbow which you keep picking at until eventuallt the growth comes off. but what you dont realise is that it grows back.
but stronger and more stealthy than last time. and you pick it off again until it consumes you.
its a great way to spend an afternoon.
id love to do something today but i gotta groat

i cant come into work, ive been groated

for the love of groat
groat by Disco_Bill February 19, 2004
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Greatest. Rapper. Of. All. Time!
Lil Lex and Lil Christ are the Groat.
Groat by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020
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groat means greatest retard of all time
Arsh is the fricking groat
groat by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021
You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.
GROAT by flipntacos July 24, 2021
Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
Ronaldo is the GROAT in football
groat by FabRomano July 14, 2022
The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
Groat by duckydude August 20, 2022
what the fuck are you saying, you groat

that guy kanye west, he's the groat!
GROAT by jayjeyjai October 2, 2022