gripping 

to be under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other spritual sources such as angels or demons

going insane for no apparent reason

im so gripped after that doobie

my mom was gripping bad after she found my stash

the priests at church always grip out about abortion

this guy at the bar gripped out when i railed his girl in the back room

gripping by tcomplex October 26, 2005

Gripping The Cheese 

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

Gripping The Cheese by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009

"gripping pad"

Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."

Example One:

Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."

Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."

Example Two:

Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."

Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"

Fleet Safety Director:

"gripping pad" by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009

gripping grain 

The act of putting one's hands upon wood grain, an often faux-wood type of molding often found in luxury automobiles, especially on the steering wheel. However, in some cases, the wood is actually real. Gripping grain is often paired with leaning to one's right while driving.

If you're driving down Peachtree Road on a saturday night, you better be gripping grain.

gripping grain by King of the A July 17, 2006

gripping grain 

Holding onto a wood grain steering wheel

I drove past tipping gripping grain.

"You peeping him take a picture, that chrome and that paint official
You smoking then take a swisha, there's plenty just take 'em wit ya
You chilling you ain't a sipper, then I'ma be hanging wit ya
Take a hold of the grain and grip a, handful and smile for the pictures nigga"

Chamillionaire - Picture perfect

gripping grain by Dj wReck July 31, 2008

Gripping the goblin 

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

Gripping the goblin by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

Gripping the Pole 

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

Gripping the Pole by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017