Gridlock 

The greatest music project in existence (and likely ever). Founded by Mike Wells and Mike Cadoo, their mix of ambient, glitch and industrial changed the face of electronic music (especially industrial, with little credit).

wow, that music was the most moving thing i have EVER heard, who did you say that was again? Gridlock, aye? wow. i am awestruck.

Gridlock by G-Cause December 9, 2008

gridlock 

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."

gridlock by dcwoman September 26, 2005

Gridlock 

An African-American style hair or tentacles of some alien species

Greg's wife loves to play with my gridlocks.

Gridlock by Dustin Jones January 22, 2004

Gridlock 

A transfeminine penis. Derived from an autocorrect of girldick.

There were so many hot trans women at that party, I couldn't believe the amount of gridlock.

Gridlock by slimegirl-invert January 4, 2024

Gridlock 

When your boss creates so many grids and versions of these grids you become locked down updating grids

Management had me in utter gridlock

this morning during the public affairs meeting - we didn’t know which grid was where.

Gridlock by Francesshambles February 13, 2024

Gridlock Douche 

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.

I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."

Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Gridlock Delirium

Gridlock delirium is what happens to a person's psyche when they are stuck in traffic for 3 hours or more without movement; often causes the person to text or call people they have not talked to in many years(includes ex's), and often this leads to feelings of regret. After the anger and random texts(calls) have ceased, the person will probably begin to become hungry and/or horny and wish to fulfill their desire with the person behind or in front of them in traffic; once again leading to more regret.

A friend was stuck in traffic so long he started experiencing Gridlock Delirium; he became so bored he started reading his car manual, calling ex's he hadnt talked to in 3 years and eventually scheduling a lunch date with one. The driver in front of him started to seem oddly cute until saw him pour a yellow substance from a coke bottle out of his window.

Gridlock Delirium by Flossy and Flora Faucet July 10, 2010