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Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.
Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!
Gobstoppered by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

Cleveland Gobstopper 

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.
Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.
1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx
Gobstoppering by eeeeeewwwww May 31, 2011

The Gobstopper 

Always used with the pronoun "The", The Gobstopper is the name given to the oral sex technique of taking a cock and both balls, no matter the size, into the mouth and sucking/licking it all until it gets too big to handle it all and eventually letting the balls drop out of the mouth and regular oral sex is resumed.
So while he was soft, I decided to take his whole package, y'know his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, I want more of The Gobstopper then!"

gobstopperhead 

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage
anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?
gobstopperhead by rob grant March 21, 2007

golstopper 

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!
golstopper by Lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014