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Gloving it 

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.
Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
Gloving it by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011

gloving season 

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.
Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...
gloving season by Macaronboi December 3, 2019

hot gloving 

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.
Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.
hot gloving by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

Double Gloving 

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon
e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"

Double gloving 

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
Double gloving by AxonL July 5, 2020

Baseball-gloving 

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?
Baseball-gloving by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010