Geology

Not a real science. Just study rocks that you can't really tell apart. Students that want to be scientists that can't take this cause it's easy.

Your so stupid you could teach geology

Geology by Memesarefunny November 30, 2018

geology.com 

The legendary website about gems, and the only reason I didn't fail my 7th grade science rocks and minerals unit.

Friend: "Hey, what did you get on the presentation?
Me: "Oh, I got a A+ thanks to geology.com!

geology.com by Mr. Eltzroth January 16, 2023

flood geology 

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

flood geology by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

dirty hands geology

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").

Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

dirty hands geology by Dirtyhandsmann March 28, 2009

ocular geology 

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"

had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!

ocular geology by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

Comedic Geology 

Describing when a joke breaks up into a multitude of comedic values that that have varying levels of humor

The comedic geology of the porch light joke is immense

Comedic Geology by Shawtytrifling July 30, 2021

Wrist on Geology 

When your watch or bracelet is covered in diamonds, sapphires, or other precious gems

Yo did you see Jordan’s new Audemars? His wrist on geology!

Wrist on Geology by Wardstaps March 6, 2019