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gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015
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Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!
Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
Gaspard by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019
Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.
Oh no! I've got bad gustard today
Gustard by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016
Gaspard is a super charismatic guy, all the females want his cock.
I want to suck Gaspard’s dick
Gaspard by Albert7383 November 22, 2021
Is a french male who thinks he's smooth with the ladies but is really just Awkward. He sees beauty in common things. Is a fairytale romantic. Does not care about the world around him if you are upset. Will also look you in the eyes while hugging you saying he's sorry. Loves intensely. Is a provider and protector of the woman he loves. Is not a jealous guy. Will carry you on his back if you are to drunk to walk. He is trust worthy and loves an adventure. Also likes to wear the pants in the relationship because he's French.
Gaspard is the type of man I want to meet in Paris on vacation durring spring time. . Fairy Tail Romantic
Gaspard by shelbycola October 12, 2017

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005