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futt by John Francisco May 11, 2007
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FUTT, an abbreviation for Fucking Under The Tree! It can also be used as a word to replace the F BOMB entirely! The meaning fluctuates between “Fuck” and “Fucking Under The Tree
What the FUTT?

It’s soon FUTT season, I love Christmas!!
I hope we finally FUTT this Christmas!
FUTT by Frybrary January 4, 2024
A phrase and term used as another version of the original F word, although it doesn't have much to do with it.
How the futt did they do that
Futt by HJJ I January 28, 2025

Futt Buck 

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.
His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.
Futt Buck by Eddy April 11, 2005

Futt-Buckery 

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.
Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...
Futt-Buckery by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

futt hater 

the gremlins that provide customer service for the evil company that identifies with the title ‘webster dictionary'. these types of people hide behind their computer device screens and deny people the right to provide the world with real meanings to very real phrases.