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Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris as the character Ted Maul in the 'Animals' episode of Brass Eye.
Local press caught whiff of a weird one when the vandal shot his paint straight at the cow in the form of words like "twat", and later "fucknut" and "arsecandle"...
fucknut by Montesquieu March 13, 2004
A person with very low intellect that somehow came into existence thanks to his/her father nutting in their mother's diseased cunt.
Anyone who considers the earth to be flat is a fucknut.
Fucknut by Blank Man 2.0 April 5, 2017
a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"You are a major fucknut."
fucknut by kitznegari November 9, 2002
Someone who's actions are unpredictable and hazardous.
Danny: he said he loved me and now he's fucking some other guy
Jacq: Don't worry about him, you know he's a fucknut
fucknut by DannyS2 March 12, 2008
(1) A disparaging term for a person below average intellgence; (2) a nut that has been fucked . . . very hard.
Jesus Christ, that asshole is a fucknut!

Did you see his fucknut? It was WAY bigger than the other!
fucknut by Anonymous December 3, 2002
a young adult male who is clueless about most everything, yet clueless about everything
listen fucknut, pay attention to how i do this and maybe you will learn something
fucknut by DougieEinstein September 30, 2015