fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

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Egg Fried Rice

"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"

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Another slang for sex or making out in Asia.

Male 1: So what are you doing tonight?

Male 2: Gonna make some fried rice with my wife.

Fried Rice by RawrRaptor December 10, 2009

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Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female

My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.

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1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.

Fried Rice by kush-rolled November 26, 2010

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When you assfuck a girl, and you cum in her belly button. See original word: Bowl Of Rice

Jeff gave her a bowl of fried rice by ass fucking her and cumming in her belly button

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Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

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