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Fracking 

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.
1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."
Fracking by billybobboy May 11, 2011
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Fracking 

Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.
Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

fracking 

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking
Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!
fracking by stxnthamix May 28, 2015

Fracking 

The act of ejaculation into a vagina, inducing menstruation.
I spent last night fracking my wife, unfortunately I found out this morning.
Fracking by will000m December 17, 2013

Fracking 

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration
The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.
Fracking by Jawney March 31, 2015

Fracking 

Fracking is when something is SO awesome that the stars collide, God smiles, and all of the pain in the world stops for three seconds
Those unicorns were fracking awesome, so she wanted to be one.
Fracking by RLC&MLC February 28, 2010

Fracking 

Used solely in sexual relationships between homosapiens, fracking is the sexual practice during coitus of putting ones partner into a position ending them double at the waist. Once complete a rigid straw is used to penetrate the rectal passage until a gas pocket is encountered. Then the user will siphon off this gas into their mouths. Gaining sexual pleasure in the process.
Jim and I were rubbing each other all over then he bent me over and he was fracking the hell out of my ass.
Fracking by Soysaucemajor July 22, 2016