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Jon Foreman

A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman.
Jon Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.
Jon Foreman by Sobeee December 9, 2008
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paul foreman 

to pwn and completely decimate anything academically related, all to the tune of jack johnson; also, to successfully mack and bone chicks.
Don: I'm gonna paul foreman dat shiet.
Filbert: You mean IHI?
Don: I mean that bitch over there. YEAHHHH BOIII.
paul foreman by fokofokofoko October 29, 2008

George Foreman Guarantee 

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.
Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.

eric foreman 

A sexy scrawny little neighbor boy.
Oh I will be all alone this weekend in my big house. I wish some scrawny little neighbor boy could come keep my company
eric foreman by ASS April 21, 2005

Foremanize 

(v.) To cook via the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine
I'm feeling mighty hungry. I think I'll Foremanize me a couple burgers and some chicken.
Foremanize by Brian Levy November 1, 2005

foreman grill 

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
foreman grill by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

George Foreman

Former heavyweight boxer and grill maker who was recently discovered to have no fingerprints due to a tragic accident in his early grill making life.
Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.
George Foreman by Borange January 14, 2006