Floydering 

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.

"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

Floydering by Part of the magic June 28, 2015

Fuddering

To manually stimulate the female genitals.

"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

Fuddering by McGyverMuffDiver May 13, 2008

Fotheringham 

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party

Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt

Fotheringham by Thundercunt#712 June 9, 2018

Jack Fotheringham 

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.

"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"

Jack Fotheringham by Andrew XY January 14, 2008

footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

footering by Loveheart March 28, 2005

Folgering 

The act of doing somthing right when you wake up that makes such an action the best part of your day

Dude, i woke up and jerked it

i was totally folgering

Folgering by The moshia February 22, 2010

rodderinguppsorn 

the act of using a spoon to kayak because you forgot your oar at home like a dumbass.

Oh dude you are going to have to rodderinguppsorn that bitch.

rodderinguppsorn by Constancemcgee June 21, 2013