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flinging the shrimp 

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’
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When someone is is getting a rimjob and shit in the persons face.
Fludging by Neeger August 17, 2015
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Flanging 

Pronounced 'flan-jing', the act of mixing two audio signals together, with one being delayed by a small and slowly changing period producing an output signal with peaks and troughs in a harmonic series. Flangers are similar to phasers (phase-shifting, beyond the scope of this definition) however, if you listen intently enough, you can hear the difference.

The flange effect can best be described (to those who never studied wave mechanics) as a jet sound; sounds like a jet aircraft passing by the listener. Phasing on the other hand sounds much more alien and "other-worldly".

While used in all sorts of different music, flangers are most heavily used in psychedelic and dreamy music where strong harmonics and a "wall-of-sound" depth are often sought - used with good reason too, flanging sounds insanely beautiful when you're as high as a kite. ;)
I was listening to Slowdive's Machine Gun shortly after returning from another galaxy. Coming down, the flanging was simply too beautiful for my human ears, so I cried and reassessed existence.
Flanging by SpecialCookies November 14, 2011

Pissy Flanging Gay Ball 

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

Flinging Poop

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"
Flinging Poop by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys 

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
Synonymous with talking; when two people have an intimate or flirting relationship but are not exclusively dating
"Jack and I have been flinging for a couple of weeks."
Flinging by Lang123 July 12, 2015